"WHAT?! Everyone knows I have a mancrush on Danny Heatly. His eyes. They're so distracting."
sidebar: is it just me, the angle of the photo, or are his hands really that freakishly disproportionate to his body?
With the aid of her flying monkeys, McPhizzle reports on the squee-ness of all levels of hockey, tv, music, movies and life in general.